There are times when an initial impression just — frankly — can’t be fixed. Like — I’m afraid — this one, from a man I’m I used to be connected to on facebook. HERE is his “quick hello” or introduction to me — a perfect stranger. Quick note: I’m not on the 24 hour fitness page. Here goes:
Hi Michelle, I found your profile from the 24 Hour Fitness Page and here’s my quick Hello.
Have you tried That Crazy Wrap Thing yet? This is How it works! And yes it does work! The Wraps are AMAZING! Imagine being able to shrink the fat cells to tone, tighten and firm the skin! And Most people add the Defining Gel for even better results! Everyone says “it’s liquid gold in a bottle!”
Because everyone loves to see The Crazy Wrap Thing results, would it be okay if I sent you a link to our website so you could see before-and-after pics?
Karl Lambright
Smooth, non-commercialized intro, Karl. Since there’s no way to really fix this awkward, completely unveiled commercial very unsuccessfully masquerading as a “HELLO,” I decided just to call it out as an UNFIXABLE. =) Fortunately, I know a savvy, authentic, service- and client-focused distributor of the It Works wraps and other products. Her name is Deb Mundy and
and I trust not only her health advice but also her business savvy.
In fact, when I told her about Mr. Lambright’s “quick hello” on facebook, she immediately saw the business opportunity and offered you a deal. =) She said that in honor of Mr. Lambright’s facebook fauxpas (okay, those are my words.) she’d offer YOU $5.00 off of your first wrap and throw in a 5 day supply of their alkalizing green drink. Contact her via her site link above, or via email at debmundy7 (at) gmail (dot) com.